Today’s theme is: Keystone Cops!
I now know that the exact value of a police hat in New Zealand is $78.17. And that the man would not have stolen them if he was sober. Natch.
For the billionth time, if you are going to stage some sort of mock workplace violence as part of a joke, drill, or in this case class lesson, please warn people first, because it is not the panicking people who call police that are the idiots in this situation.
I am completely angered by this story of a nurse who was handcuffed for following procedure. A police officer asked her to draw blood as part of a sobriety check. When she stated that the alleged drunk needed to be admitted first, she was handcuffed and hauled outside.
Two more cases of cops making asses of themselves: undercover drug officers caught playing Wii during a raid, and Bagelgate.
And finally, in Florida, garbage men and other “mobile professionals” are being trained to fight crime. I’m loving the phrase “mobile professionals.”
Wow, we just started getting a torrential downpour. Time to put buckets under the leaks in my roof. Tune in next week!
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