05th May 2008
Truths about Freelancing
From Eight Violent Truths About Freelancing:
3. Freelancers Work For More Jerks Than Anyone Else.
Wait, What? I thought freelancers got to be their own bosses! How does that work?
It’s easy. It works like this:
- Client provides project specs.
- Freelancer completes and submits project.
- Client changes specs.
- Freelancer revises and resubmits project.
- Client drops the order altogether, posts both sets of submissions anyways.
- Freelancer finds new client.
- Repeat.
Maybe #5 becomes “client doesn’t pay the invoice for 6 months” or “client offers half the original bid amount“, but you get the idea.
And that explains my jerk expertise. Feel free to ask any jerk-related questions. We’re talking about coworkers and colleagues of course. I don’t think Ms. Theologian has received any queries in a long time.

How about: client pays writer chump change, then pockets most of the proceeds.