21st Apr 2008

Reasons to Call before 8 a.m.

Reasons to Call before 8 a.m.

1. You are related to me and have a medical emergency and are on the way to the hospital.

2. You are a close and personal friend temporarily defined by surviving either a traumatic, semi-traumatic, or simply noteworthy experience (high school, college, grad school, field camp, several jobs), or you’ve seen me naked.

There are no other reasons to call me before 8 a.m. Not to deliver construction materials, not with an editorial emergency, not with the last ticket to Paradise.

7 Responses to “Reasons to Call before 8 a.m.”

  1. SisterCoyote Says:

    I have actually answered the phone “Someone better be dead or in the hospital.” when it rang at 6 a.m.*

    So I feel you.

    *I would, of course, have felt horrible if this had turned out to be true, and thus have not repeated the statement. The call in question was a wrong number.

  2. Jess Says:

    AMEN. Though I would even change it to 9 a.m.

    We’ve had church members call the house before 7 to confirm that either I or my husband received an email saying exactly the same thing they then leave on the answering machine.

    Oy.

  3. Ms. Theologian Says:

    One of the reason all phones ring in my office is that people seem oblivious to respecting 8 a.m. or 9 a.m. as a “proper” time to call. And since I have clients in other time zones, often they don’t check what zone I’m in.

  4. jacqueline Says:

    You could just not answer it. That is why I believe God or some God inspired human created the Answering Machine. A lovely devise. Lovely.

  5. Ms. Theologian Says:

    Oh, please! I didn’t pick up the phone. :) I never pick up the phone unless it’s someone I want to talk to and I’m completely free. I’m one of those people…..

  6. GhostGirl Says:

    Our phone is in the office and we can’t hear it from the bedroom.

    My only worry, and it’s a big one, is that something will happen and we won’t hear it ring. Particularly since we don’t have a light indicator to show we have a voicemail. And because my mom is so reticent. I just fear something bad happening, me not listening to the message for a week, and missing my dad’s funeral or something.

  7. Kate Says:

    I am living a landline-less existence these days, and it certainly has benefits. Caller ID generally lets me know whether it’s someone I want to talk with. The only downside is that if I leave the ringer off, it may be later in the morning before I get a message. But frankly, most things can wait that long anyway.

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