It is a great day when I can write a post involving both employment law and painting with your butt. Basically, an art teacher in Virginia paints with his butt cheeks, and made a video of himself doing that in a thong, and with a Groucho Marx mask, and school officials saw it and fired him (wrongfully so, and they’ve now settled for $65,000) The larger concern here is that your workplace can often try to control your free time to some degree, or at least hold you responsible for advertising your butt painting.

But I so want to try.