Possibly the Best Rant about Tipping
Saturday March 22nd 2008, 12:13 pm
Filed under: notes

From Gawker’s Jesus Died on the Cross So You Could Tip Your Damn Barrista relating to revelations on Fox News that people think the coffee costs enough and they don’t need to tip: 

I spent many years as a barista, at Starbucks and elsewhere, so I have perhaps a measure more sympathy for their plight than Neil Cavuto, but tipping is the only way I can justify going there. Some days tipping is the only way I know I’m still human. Tipping wherever possible, wherever it is allowed, is your civic fucking duty. Whatever your political stripe, your beef with the way things work in this world– that hard work is insufficiently valued anymore, that market capitalism unfairly rewards elites and hucksters, that the meritocracy is dead or that welfare dissuades anyone from working or that cynicism has permeated our every action these days — tipping is your quickest, easiest, most painless mode of dissent.



4 Comments so far

I kinda felt for the shift supervisors. The ones I’ve seen always seem to be working really hard. It’s not like when you go to a fast food place and there’s one guy who is obviously “supervising.”

Comment by Chalicechick 03.22.08 @ 1:01 pm

I never have a problem tipping for good service. My problem is when I get lousy or mediocre service. I still feel obligated to tip, because tipping is equated with being-a-good-person.

Comment by h sofia 03.22.08 @ 2:32 pm

I was reading the comments and someone wrote, “My sis used to give decaf to people who were especially obnoxious and pissed her off. Especially the people she called the “AA nazis” who like to buy one coffee (no tip, of course) and camp out at starbucks, act entitled, and talk to their sobriety sponsors reeealllly loud on their cells while shooting dirty looks at others.” Which cracked me up because I have actually see such people. I didn’t know it was common. Although I don’t like nazi being used so casually, I still thought it was funny.

Comment by Elizabeth 03.22.08 @ 3:09 pm

Starbucks has a problem though - they want you to use their prepaid cards, but there’s no tipping option there. I always tip when I pay cash but when I’m using a card I typically don’t bring in my wallet.

Comment by kalisa 03.23.08 @ 1:11 pm



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