A Prayer Still Unanswered
Monday March 17th 2008, 5:38 pm
Filed under: fun
Filed under: fun
This summer I wrote a poem, A Prayer for Ryan Seacrest, in which I asked God to make Ryan stop the cosmetic surgery because every time I saw his new face on a billboard I would almost drive off the road. Now Gawker has tips for noticing the differences in Ryan’s multiple faces. And, trust me, he didn’t used to look like either of these.
2.0 is correct. It’s like he went off and made a man-baby with Ray Liotta, and that’s who is on the cover of that magazine.
Seacrest is really weird to me. He is very accomplished, and apparently a really hard worker - and yet he’s so … vapid. It’s astonishing, really. Maybe he’s just a workaholic.
Comment by h sofia 03.17.08 @ 6:52 pmHe kind of looks like the plastic Oscar man from Terminator 2 (Robert Patrick).
Comment by GhostGirl 03.17.08 @ 7:28 pmMaybe he has body dysmorphic disorder.
Comment by Shelby Meyerhoff 03.18.08 @ 7:01 amThat is SO creepy.
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