17th Mar 2008

A Prayer Still Unanswered

This summer I wrote a poem, A Prayer for Ryan Seacrest, in which I asked God to make Ryan stop the cosmetic surgery because every time I saw his new face on a billboard I would almost drive off the road. Now Gawker has tips for noticing the differences in Ryan’s multiple faces. And, trust me, he didn’t used to look like either of these.

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4 Responses to “A Prayer Still Unanswered”

  1. March 17th, 2008 at 6:52 pm h sofia Says:

    2.0 is correct. It’s like he went off and made a man-baby with Ray Liotta, and that’s who is on the cover of that magazine.

    Seacrest is really weird to me. He is very accomplished, and apparently a really hard worker - and yet he’s so … vapid. It’s astonishing, really. Maybe he’s just a workaholic.

  2. March 17th, 2008 at 7:28 pm GhostGirl Says:

    He kind of looks like the plastic Oscar man from Terminator 2 (Robert Patrick).

  3. March 18th, 2008 at 7:01 am Shelby Meyerhoff Says:

    Maybe he has body dysmorphic disorder.

  4. March 19th, 2008 at 11:36 am Comrade Kevin Says:

    That is SO creepy.

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