Being a manager drives me insane. I am not a “people person.” I hate dealing with conflict. Politicking gives me hives. The thought of having to coach, reproach, and honestly assess people freaks me out.

 But hey, I finally found a benefit to being boss lady: I am less likely to get cancer.

Managers and administrators were significantly less likely to suffer neoplasms, or cancerous tumours, than all other level of workers.

On the other hand, apparently all my years in retail will give me arthritis and back pain (that latter is starting already) and lord knows what the pizza biz did to me–does that count as the hospitality trade?

However, I would like to call shenanigans on the “moderately lower risk of developing mental health problems.” I think I am enough to skew the data on that one.