01st Feb 2008

Green Sex Tips

I’m so glad it’s February, because I enjoy the barrage of green sex tips from every environmental blog and newsletter that I read. I’m not quite sure why I find the notion of green sex tips and toys so funny, but it may be because this is one of those very upper middle class first world problems while, say, much of the world struggles to eat. This isn’t to minimize pthalates in dildos and the endocrine-disruptors in lube or the pursuit of fair-trade condoms, some of which I’ve written about before. It’s just to say that I’m not sure this is the best use of time to devote quite as much energy and enthusiasm to this as much of these environmental publications seem to….

Nevertheless, I give you Green Valentine 2008, Let’s Talk about Green Sex, Baby, How to Green Your Sex Life, How to Buy a Green Sex Toy, Tips for Greener Sex, and Ideal Byte’s green sex tip library.

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4 Responses to “Green Sex Tips”

  1. February 1st, 2008 at 11:55 am h sofia Says:

    I would love for someone to ask George W Bush what he thinks about “green dildos.” I’d pay to see the expression on his face.

  2. February 1st, 2008 at 2:55 pm Ms. Theologian Says:

    I’m guessing he would smirk.

  3. February 1st, 2008 at 6:06 pm Comrade Kevin Says:

    These “toys” represents a clear and present danger to our national interests. As the decider, I decide that global warming is a way of mythifying the truth. That means it’s not real.

  4. February 2nd, 2008 at 9:15 am Ms. Theologian Says:

    I have no doubt he would be threatened in some way by them.

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