Tips to Ruin Your Holidays
Saturday December 22nd 2007, 11:21 am
Filed under: tips

1. Be a writer on strike. You’re to blame for everything. Why can’t you just continue to churn out content without regard to how you’re paid? Honestly. Some people.

2. Have a heart attack, but ignore your symptoms. Apparently there is a death spike on Christmas and New Years because we don’t want to disrupt our holidays for an emergency room visit. Trust me—it disrupts the holiday more if you’re suddenly dead.



5 Comments so far

Let’s see here, since I rarely watch TV anyway and treat most programs, full of plots and narrative structures designed for the least common denominator possible with a sort of contempt, I guess you could say the strike doesn’t effect me much at all. If I was a writer on strike, I’d demand the ability to write thought-provoking, meaningful scripts that didn’t pander towards making the most profit possible.

My Grandmother died a week before Christmas five years back and it’s only been this year that the event hasn’t cast a pallor over the whole holiday. And her death from a cerebral blood clot was not a result of neglecting her condition. She fell and then died six hours later.

Comment by Comrade Kevin 12.22.07 @ 5:54 pm

I’m sorry to hear about our grandmother. :( My grandma had a heart attack just after Christmas…and, yes, it casts a pallor for years to come…..whether or not she could have been helped by a doctor….I’ll never know, but I found that death spike data really striking.

Comment by Ms. Theologian 12.22.07 @ 6:58 pm

Could be worse

Comment by Chalicechick 12.25.07 @ 2:15 am

(Err… That was intended as a comment on the writers strike, not people’s grandmothers dying. Sorry, y’all.)

Comment by Chalicechick 12.25.07 @ 2:16 am

It could always be worse. :) That was a funny strip. That’s about the same effect that the writers’ strike had on me too.

Comment by Ms. Theologian 12.25.07 @ 9:19 am



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