But having your boss blog about it seems just unnecessary.

From The Trump Blog’s post on Carolyn:

I told Carolyn in the nicest way possible, “Go out and enjoy your family. Get a new job.”

Did he pat her on the head afterward and say, “There, there, sweetheart.” What a jerk.

But that isn’t the only nugget in Donald’s tasty post:

The fact is, I like Carolyn very much but she loved her fame and she loved her celebrity on “The Apprentice” and it was affecting her work.

Do you hear that? That’s the sound of me hooting with laughter. Can you think of someone else who loves his celebrity?