Aug 30
How to Make Your Brother Uncomfortable at Work
Posted by editor at 9:27 am in workplace notes
In three easy steps!
1. Call him at work on his birthday.
2. Tell him a long and involved story about how goofy your parents are. This story requires that he laugh uproariously at the end. But, of course, he won’t, because he’s at work. Act all hurt that he didn’t laugh at your lame story.
3. Mention how much you liked the photos on his website of his new baby and cats in the same poses. Then realize that he didn’t actually know that these photos were of the cats in the same poses as the baby. He’s not much of a deconstructionist. He knows this.
Feel extremely awkward. Apologize. Hang up. Go back to work.