I’m sure most of you have read about the charming article in Forbes about why you should marry someone without a career. I believe it was called something like Don’t Marry a Career Woman and compiled random research together to suggest that if you were a man who married a woman who went to college and earned more than 30K a year, she would earn more than you, cheat on you, and cut your dick off.

And then Forbes realized that perhaps its article was a little wacky, so it pulled it and then placed it in a He Says v. She Says column. It’s a sophisticated format in which the male writer first says, “Women suck and will emasculate all of us. Run and hide!” and the the female writer says, “No, men can be lazy! Run and hide!”

You may enjoy some of the enjoyable posts on the discussion board with titles like Feminism is to Blame with this sort of comment:

When a woman partecipates in something labeled as feminism she thinks she just fights for her constitutional rights. For euality for empowerment…

Those women. Thinking again. Damn them! Damn his typos too!

Also, How to Capture and Contain Your Very Own Wife is pretty funny and so is the commentary in Salon.